seriously you guys this is getting ridiculous
But where did it come from?
Where did it go
Where did you come from cotton eyed joe
fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
you know what’s better than cute boys? cute boys covered in blood and bruises.
Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
- Before I shower: I DON'T WANT TO SHOWER TOO LAZY FUCK SHOWERING WHO NEEDS TO BE CLEAN ANYWAYS I AM HOBO
- After I shower: OH SWEET GEESUS THIS FEELS SO GOOD SO SQUEAKY CLEAN MY BODY IS MY TEMPLE EXPELLIARMUS BACTERIA
Being wrong has never felt so right. — If Disney Villains Were Gorgeous
NO. I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU. NO.
when people try to speak on the behalf of entire fandoms
A Duolingo Proposal
A few weeks ago we got a very sweet email:
Dear Duolingo Team,
I am Italian and my American girlfriend Kate is in love with Duolingo… she’s learning my own language and she enjoys it so much that I’m wondering if I could ask you to set up an exercise for her that would lead to the big question:
“Will you marry Flavio Esposito?”
She would die if she saw this! Thanks so much for your time and consideration ;)
Who could resist that? Excited to help, we worked with Flavio to come up with a special love lesson that Kate would see the next time she logged in:
And then came the big question:
Would she say yes??? We weren’t sure, so if the answer was “no” we were prepared with our crying mascot:
It was a suspenseful weekend for us (although not as much as for Flavio!), but she said YES!!!
Congratulations Flavio and Kate! We’re honored to have been part of this special moment.
you wanna take this outside??? you wanna take this to the park? you wanna look at the stars with me? you wanna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards??