findawaytoshine:

tallmexicanlesbian:

the-doctors-consulting-detective:

couldbemore—sonic:

seriously you guys this is getting ridiculous

But where did it come from?

Where did it go
Where did you come from cotton eyed joe

(via junglecatstyle)

uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

(via junglecatstyle)

aviolentlife:

you know what’s better than cute boys? cute boys covered in blood and bruises.

(via hummel-berry)

snowden-is-dead:

whitecourtkellyrhea:

Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

And I really can’t with him

oh my god

What even

They tried to make me go to rehab

I said no, no, no

(via junglecatstyle)

• Before I shower: I DON'T WANT TO SHOWER TOO LAZY FUCK SHOWERING WHO NEEDS TO BE CLEAN ANYWAYS I AM HOBO
• After I shower: OH SWEET GEESUS THIS FEELS SO GOOD SO SQUEAKY CLEAN MY BODY IS MY TEMPLE EXPELLIARMUS BACTERIA

(Source: tylersposey, via heartsafool)

keepcalmandlistentoowlcity:

like-a-lovely-jellyfish:

absintheincoffee:

Being wrong has never felt so right. — If Disney Villains Were Gorgeous

Hades please 

NO. I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU. NO.

(via youreyesarelikestarlightnow)

dualpaperbags:

when people try to speak on the behalf of entire fandoms

(via littlenim)

electricmonk333:

_{J2 Shenanigans}

_{[Set 1/?]}

(via crisscumfer)

afacelesschampion:

#diD HE JUST FUCKING THRUST OMFG

(via livstarks)

(Source: hannibalstheremin, via crisscumfer)

Hanna Marin and the “Fat Camp”

A Duolingo Proposal

duolingo:

A few weeks ago we got a very sweet email:

Dear Duolingo Team,

I am Italian and my American girlfriend Kate is in love with Duolingo… she’s learning my own language and she enjoys it so much that I’m wondering if I could ask you to set up an exercise for her that would lead to the big question:

“Will you marry Flavio Esposito?”

She would die if she saw this! Thanks so much for your time and consideration ;)

Best regards,
Flavio

Who could resist that? Excited to help, we worked with Flavio to come up with a special love lesson that Kate would see the next time she logged in:

And then came the big question:

Would she say yes??? We weren’t sure, so if the answer was “no” we were prepared with our crying mascot:

It was a suspenseful weekend for us (although not as much as for Flavio!), but she said YES!!!

Congratulations Flavio and Kate! We’re honored to have been part of this special moment.

(via waltzy)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

you wanna take this outside??? you wanna take this to the park? you wanna look at the stars with me? you wanna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards?? 

(via kissedmequiteinsane)

(Source: blainecas, via sebklaine)